Dirty Old Town
I met my love by the gas works wall
Dreamed a dream by the old canal
I kissed my girl by the factory wall
Dirty old town
Dirty old town
I heard a siren from the docks
Saw a train set the night on fire
I smelled the spring on the smoky wind
Dirty old town
Dirty old town
I’m gonna make me a good sharp axe
Shining steel tempered in the fire
I’ll chop you down like an old dead tree
Dirty old town
Dirty old town
I met my love by the gas works wall
Dreamed a dream by the old canal
I kissed my girl by the factory wall
Dirty old town
Dirty old town
Akron City
City FC
Whip It
(Sung to Devo’s Whip It)
Crack that whip!
Give their boys the slip
Step on a crack
Break [opponent’s] back
When a problem comes along (You must whip it)
If they hold the ball too long (You must whip it)
When something’s going wrong (You must whip it)
Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to deflect it
It’s not too late
[loop back to beginning the first time through]
[on last time through:]
To whip it
Whip it good!
One Akron City
(Sung to the tune of Guantanamera)
One Akron City
There’s only one Akron City
One Akron Ciiiiiiiiity
There’s only one Akron City
Ak-Ron Ci-Ty
(ALL):
Ak-ron Ci-ty!! ::clap:: ::clap:: ::clap-clap-clap::
Rub-ber Ci-ty!! ::clap:: ::clap:: ::clap-clap-clap::
Akron City
RCU Section: AKRON!!
Rest of Stadium: CITY!!
Akron is Howlin for You
(Sung to the tune of Black Keys’ Howlin’ For You)
For ACFC! (x7)
Akron is howlin’ for you!!
Goals in the City
(Sung to the tune of Black Keys’ Gold on the Ceiling)
Down on the pitch
We attack again
Until we score
My mind can’t take much more
We Are Ak-ron!
(We’re gonna get our)
Goals in the City*
We ain’t blind
Just a matter of time
In our city*
It’s alright
We’ll get ours tonight
*for away games, sing “in your city”
Everybody!
Shot shot shot shot
Shot shot shot shot shot
Shot shot shot shot
Shot Shot
Everybody!
Total Football
(Sung to the tune of Parquet Courts’ Total Football)
Akron – Total Football! (repeat)
Also:
[Name of player] – Total Football! (repeat)
Do It Again
(Sung to the tune of the Addam’s Family theme)
Do it again! ::clap:: ::clap::
Do it again! ::clap:: ::clap::
Do it again, do it again, do it again! ::clap:: ::clap::
Akron Boy
(Sung to the tune of Black Keys’ Lonely Boy)
Oh, whoa, oh
We got [Jannis] in our midfield
Oh, whoa, oh
We got [Jannis] in our midfield
He’s an Akron Boy
He’s an Akron Boy
Workin’ on the Railroad
I’ve been working on the railroad
All the live-long day
I’ve been working on the railroad
Just to pass the time away
Can’t you hear the whistle blowing
Rise up so early in the evening
Can’t you hear the capo shouting
“Akron score a goal!”
Akron won’t you score
Akron won’t you score
Akron won’t you score a goo-al
Akron won’t you score
Akron won’t you score
Akron won’t you score a goo-al
Akron, score a goal!
Terrible
(Sung to the tune of Dido’s Lament)
You are so terrible
You are so terrible
You are so terrible
You are so terrible
D-I-R-T-Y
D-I-R-T-Y
You ain’t got no alibi!
You dirty, hey hey
You dirty, hey hey
Olé
Olé…olé olé olé
Akron
City
Olé…olé olé olé
Akron
City
Akron City FIGHT!
(Sung to the tune of Bay City Rollers’ Saturday Night)
A-K-R-O-N C-I-T-Y FIGHT!
A-K-R-O-N C-I-T-Y FIGHT!
A-K-R-O-N C-I-T-Y FIGHT!
A-K-R-O-N C-I-T-Y FIGHT!
Akron’s on Fire
Akron’s on fire!
Your defense is terrified
Akron’s on fire!
Your defense is terrified
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
We Are the 330
(Sung to the tune of The Misfits’ We are 138)
We are the 330!
We are the 330!
We arrrrrrrrrre the 330!
(repeat)
No Hands
1, 2, 3, Can’t Use These!
(repeat)